The Shrub That Started It All

This is exactly what I'm talking about. Look at this fucker. Can you see the sign? No? I sure couldn't. Missed the goddamn turn five times.

Note the craftsmanship. This asshole wasn't content to simply let this free-standing bush go wild - no, he trimmed the bush right up to the point that the sign starts. Maybe he's a lazy sloth-sucker who can't be bothered to climb a ladder far enough to get those couple extra branches.

I swear to God, this son-of-goats had better sharpen those clippers and get off his ass.