Asshole Horticulture

A photoblog dedicated to the unholy bastards who seem to take perverse pleasure in pruning their hedges and trees "just so," making your life and mine less worth living.

Monday, July 25, 2005

An Asshole Committee

This intersection baffles me. One-way street, and BOTH street signs are obstructed by trees. Do you have any idea what street this is? Perhaps a person might be able to learn this by, oh, reading the pagan-plugging signs!

I can only imagine there's a whole neighborhood of assholes here. Every last baby-dropping one of them. I mean, there's a nursery/greenhouse supplies store half a block away! These chode warts couldn't walk 100 feet to buy some thrice-damned clippers? Crawl out from their crawlspaces to saw off the errant branches? Come on!

"But gentle blogger," you might say in a soothing voice, "you have posted a crappy low-res picture. How are we to truly judge whether the locals are truly to blame? Perhaps the signs really are readable."

I'm glad I pretended you asked. Implementing the "zoom" feature on my camera and using the power of photoshop, I have brought the signs in question into sharp relief, so that all may just the situation fairly.

Unbelievable.


Fucking Unbelievable.

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